i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
i would pay like $7 and one of my family members to be attractive
when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
i know i joke about it, but i am legit seriously worried i’m going to be alone my whole life.
reasons to let me cuddle you:
- I will stick my cold hands all over your body
- I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
- I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
- I will be smiling the whole time
- you’re warm and I’m not
- let me leech your heat